Any landscaper will tell ya, trim the bushes because it makes the tree look bigger. Second, try to lose some weight. I joined weight watchers and lost 60 pounds, so I am here to tell you it is do-able. Third, there is a word for guys who get wood while looking at other guys in the shower…GAY. He doesn’t think you are a woman. He fancies you. Stop obsessing about that encounter because you are only going to make yourself mental. Finally, have you been to a doctor to make sure you have a proper level of testosterone in your blood. There are many conditions that can result in lower testosterone and abnormal pubic hair growth. It might be worth going to see a doctor and having a blood test to make sure you aren’t experiencing something else entirely, such a thyroid trouble.

dont look back at them?!?

Only take showers with GAY men!

Be glad that looking that hideous would actually turn someone on.

You seriously need to change your diet and lose some weight; then you won’t look like an obese pre-op transexual.

Theres really not much you can do about your penis size unless you opt for surgery, which is expensive and risky.

stay out of the shower in public

Lose weight and shave

You need to water that mushroom to make it grow.

well try working out some. and um about your mushroom…. if i saw that i would probably be disgusted. so try to trim ur pubes or shave it? and u really cant do anything about ur “mushroom”
and about tha black guy… just ignore it. or just think of it as since ur so hot even guys get horny off ya.

I’ve heard people describing their penis as a satin-covered sword or a raging meat pole, but never a baby mushroom in a patch of really tall weeds. LOL I love the detailed description, I can almost see it. You should shake the heterosexual man’s penis, I think he’ll like that very much.

it looks small cus ur fat, i read that for every 20 lb over weight it looks 1in less, that means 40lb over 2 in less. loose and and shave it, it look bigger