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20 Responses to “How Can I Keep Women From Laughing At My Small Penis?”

  • Impish Jerome:

    show her better than explaining. bed her with the best sexual experience she has had or ever will have. use your penis correctly and wisely. aim for the g-spot. don’t be selfish – you only pleasure.
    /Jerome

  • wickeder:

    Your equipment is average. Realize that most men lie about the size of their penis. 90% of all men are between 5-7 inches long and 3.75-5.75 inches in circumference. You are in that group if you are measuring correctly (from the top of the pubic bone and around the thickest middle part of the shaft not the glands) Your penis isn’t much bigger or smaller than the vast majority of men in this world.
    Also the average median size of a penis in scientific or medical studies is typically just under six (lifestyles condoms had the biggest study on this and found it at 5.9 inches) , but the actual average size is usually about where you are..5.5 or so. If you don’t understand this look up the difference between median average and average.
    If your penis is actually this size, you should do just fine for any woman that doesn’t have some kind of sexual fetish for a large penis. If that’s the problem, that isn’t your problem however, that is hers.
    Also, please realize the size of your penis doesn’t relate to how good you are in bed. If you are bad in bed do not blame your penis, you are just bad in bed. You could blame your penis if you were actually tiny but your not… your normal.

  • QUEEN:

    you can’t stop them from laughing but if you give great oral sex it may win over a few women because if you have a small penis but have great tongue skills your just as great as a 8inch you have to make up for your short comings so start licking and sucking because that’s the only way the women are going to stop laughing
    don’t show your penis
    date virgins
    become a top for beginners
    or don’t have sex again

  • frustrat:

    The ‘average’ length of an erect adult penis is about 6″.
    It’s worth remembering that the average adult penis is ‘designed’ to fit the average depth of the adult vagina which is also about 6″.
    There is no normal or average size for a soft/flaccid penis because they vary enormously. Some guys ‘shrink’ a lot more than others when soft. You can NEVER judge how big a guy will be when he is erect from his soft penis size.
    The ‘average’ girth of an erect adult penis, that is the distance AROUND the penis measured at the thickest point, is about 5″. Anywhere between 4.7” and 5.2” is normal.
    Most penis growth happens between the ages of 12 and 16 with a subsequent slower rate of growth until the age of 17 or 18. Sometimes up till about 24 or 25yo.
    Approximate lengths for under 18’s are:
    At the beginning of puberty 2.4”
    12 to 13 ……. 3.0″ to 4.0”
    14 to 15 ……. 4.0″ to 5.0”
    16 to 17 ……. 5.0″ to 6.0”
    To convert to cm, just multiply the number in inches by 2.54cm. For example, 5 X 2.54 = 12.7 So a 5″ penis is 12.7cm

  • richthom:

    If you’re asking this question, there’s probably about a 98% chance that your penis is normal. Perfectly good penises come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes, and teenagers’ penises grow at very different rates. They are often curved somewhat, and the skin often has bumps and various colorations (which have nothing to do with STDs). Try not to obsess so much about your penis, and stop looking for things that might be wrong. It’s there to create pleasure, not trouble and worry.

  • fukbyoch:

    If the bitches are laughing during sex, then you’re seriously dating the wrong chics, bro. It ain’t worth it, dude. If necessary, laugh back at ‘em. Tell ‘em their *** looks big in their jeans or their aereola is way too ******* ugly aorund their nipples.
    Cowboy the **** UP … and be a man. Who gives a **** what they think. Dude, if you’re ******* and doing it frequently .. then, kudos to you. Just do yo thing and **** them. Who gives a **** what they think.
    You go get yours. **** dm bitchs.

  • pupgrann:

    Most women orgasm from clitoral stimualtion (oral sex or vibrator is best) , and the penile penetration is only endured to make you happy afterward. Helllooo.
    You don’t have to be big to please most of us. We don’t like pool sticks knocking our ovaries about anyway. ow ow ow.
    Get good at “foreplay” and you’ll be the most popular man in town.

  • LMAO. You think your small dude? You’re in average. Average is 4.5-6. A women’s vaginal canal is about 3 inches, so to start off you can get inside her. Your penis is fine, you just need to know how move it during sex.

  • aardvark:

    people shouldnt laugh at you, that average size!!
    quite often the girl your about to have sex with is proberbly going to be worried about what you think about her body
    dont worry!!
    merry xmas

  • Renee:

    As long as you know how to use it right, it should not matter… Many women prefer fat and thick, as opposed to length.

  • Maverick:

    lol dude laughing is the last thing a women is going to do right be for sex..she just want it ha ha i dosent even matter

  • cappone4:

    Laf at der small boobs b4 u take ur pants of, church.

  • Anton Chigurh:

    Just tell her “Well, at least it’s bigger than your clitoris!”

  • David:

    What do you mean? It’s an average size!

  • Nice Guys Finish Last /slang:

    get a penis pump…

  • Chuch F:

    turn into a woman your only hope or kill yourself

  • Bbm:

    u fuktard!
    U have the tiniest weener eva!

  • Chris:

    You should be happy with what you have.
    However if you really feel the need to increase your penis size,then you should try out these :
    Here are four good natural penis enhancement techniques I recommend for rookies. Done properly and consistently, they should add close to an inch or two to your penis in six weeks.
    1. Penis stretches. This one is very simple. Just take your flaccid penis and stretch it as far out in front of your body as it will go. Do it gently and gradually and hold it there for thirty seconds. Rest ten seconds between sets and repeat this at least ten times.
    2. Jelqing. This is another great technique for rookies. Get your penis halfway erect, apply lubrication, and grip it tightly at the base with the thumb and forefinger of one hand. Slowly slide that hand up the shaft toward the tip, pushing as much blood into your penis as possible. When you reach the tip, immediately grip the base the same way using the other hand and repeat. Do this nonstop for ten minutes.
    3. Ulis. This is a great exercise to increase girth. It is also very easy and does not take much time. Achieve a full erection and grip the base of your penis the same way you would if you were jelqing.
    Squeeze as hard as you can without causing discomfort. Your penis shaft should swell and your penis head should get big and shiny. Hold for ten seconds and rest for ten seconds. Repeat this three or four times.
    Do this routine every other day and make sure you warm your penis up before each workout by wrapping it in a hot washcloth for five minutes.
    4. A larger penis can be achieved with the use of penis enhancers. There are many forms of penis enhancement products such as pills, patches and topical oils. However, one unique natural product that can produce significant results and makes use of the body’s natural abilities comes in the form of a liquid called super-vir http://www.super-vir.com
    Always remember, if you are not satisfied with what you were born with, it is never too late to do something about it!

  • Shaft:

    I’m black and have a 3 inch cock it does happen…….how unlucky.

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